HORNY ASS BITCH

I'm referring to myself.  I am horny.  I LOVE sex.  I enjoy myself.  I have amazing talents regarding sex.  The problem lies in that I don't have a steady partner to share said talents with.  I do have a guy that I call on occasion and we engage in sex and he is AMAZING.  He has amazing hands, mouth, tongue, appendage, the whole enchilada.  He also cooks for me when I come over.  He's full service.  He's great, but he's not my steady, though I have tried to get him to be my main steady.  I enjoy sex and if left to me would have it everyday, several times a day.  My only off days would be the six days a month I have my period.  The issue is that I also crave mental stimulation.  Verbal barbs shared between myself and a sex crazed fiend like myself.  I have yet to meet such a specimen.

It's weird how meeting my main steady has eluded me.  I'm 38 now, will be 39 in November and I've yet to meet a guy I can have a long term, fulfilling relationship with, mentally and physically.  I've made attempts but invariably something happens where it doesn't work out.  I'm tired of shit not working out.  

My best friend says I'm like a dude, in that I have the attention span of a gnat where men are concerned.  I may take a shine on a guy and after I'm satisfied carnally, I lose interest.  The thing is, I'm not looking to accumulate notches on my bedpost.  I have the best of intentions going in, but the initial attraction wears off when I realize they don't fulfill me in totality.  

I'm the type of girl that needs to be anchored but I've yet to meet that individual that can.  For now, I meet men, I'm attracted to them, they seem decent, we get things started and then it starts to fizzle and I have to start all over again.  

I tried the whole thing of waiting and letting him find me.  Didn't work.  I tried online dating, no dice.  I even go to Nigerian functions.  Nada.

What's a girl to do?  

Comments

T.Notes said…
Oh dear YN!!!!!

And there is your perfect opening bio for that dating website or next date. #Cut2DChase.
September 21, 2014 at 12:00 PM
YankeeNaija said…
LOL. I'm done with all that. Should have told me AGES ago.
September 21, 2014 at 12:42 PM
Anonymous said…
November what?
October 9, 2014 at 4:25 AM
YankeeNaija said…
rethots, what are you asking?
October 9, 2014 at 2:23 PM
Anonymous said…
No harm in knowing.
October 9, 2014 at 11:43 PM
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